I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I think people are normalizing furries
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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