great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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