I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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