And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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