I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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