You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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