Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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