What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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