yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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