So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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