he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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