12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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