similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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