take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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