The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize