People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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