Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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