I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize