what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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