Sry I called you an 8
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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