Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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