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Thanks?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Boobs are out for the taking
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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