It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
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Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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