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(940): View more from Texas

That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone

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(940): That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone http://tfl.nu/w4ug

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I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.

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(814): I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave. http://tfl.nu/ropw

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Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.

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(707): Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping. http://tfl.nu/7pjn

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(917): View more from New York City

Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.

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(917): Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries. http://tfl.nu/38u7

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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her

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(270): I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her http://tfl.nu/ank1

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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?

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(206): When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle? http://tfl.nu/8gva

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My cha cha got a haircut

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thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf

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(814): My cha cha got a haircut (724): thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf http://tfl.nu/cixh

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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.

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(912): Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up. http://tfl.nu/ccc0

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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.

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(225): she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her. http://tfl.nu/dxlc

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(540): View more from Virginia

'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"

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(540): 'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?" http://tfl.nu/d6iq

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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.

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(919): It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn. http://tfl.nu/o70k

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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!

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(502): Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors! http://tfl.nu/muzx

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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.

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(330): Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson. http://tfl.nu/3wwn

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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?

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I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way

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(416): Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again? (416): I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way http://tfl.nu/h01t

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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..

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WOAH TOO HIGH

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(707): I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted.. (707): WOAH TOO HIGH http://tfl.nu/n7qo

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