THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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