Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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