You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Drunk
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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