and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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