The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Buhtt sex?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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