you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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