sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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