I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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