NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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