Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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