Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Your penis caused this!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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