Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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