After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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