I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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