my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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