David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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