i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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