we're blogging at a bar
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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