I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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