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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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Boobs are out for the taking
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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