what if I'm pregnant?
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Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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