What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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