Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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