I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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