So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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