i just had sex bonerless
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
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